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weed forgotted wed had dis but were borred an mummis left der es alon
dere is moar kats now deres twlve but stil no gurls
tow r alaians tow r spiies tow r semen tow r sort of plice but not reeely an tow find fings out an one of em nows medicinie witch is gud cos mummie liz got stabbbed by jon an iz moar ov a winy baybe than gladys....

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mummieandy is makin a rugg but iz verry cros wiv it cos its al tangli. gladys fort that she woz goin to eat it but guv sez thats nott wot it meens....

fire pritty
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we ar at thee blak lion wiv mummies watcin a bonnfir. Is verry hot. Sum guy was put on it an mummys liz an andy sang. A ladi seed us an wantd too buy gladys bit mummys sed no. Guv laffed cos hes a meanie bcos gladys woz scared bcos hes a whiney baby. Der iz lots ov smoke an mummy liz says she feel liek a kipper but dey ony hav bugurs an sossies on the barbiqueueue...

beer!!!
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Mummy Andy, Mummy Fi and Stepmum hav taken uz 2 the beer fes. There's beer. And a sheep. Gladys is getting jellus.

Piccies of uz!!!
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As a welcum to u al, hear iz sum piccies of uz.

Piccies!!!Collapse )

Nu frend
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weev got a nu frend is a parot cald evil kris. StepMum one it in Brihton by noking over too big hairy nuts. MummyAndy wont let it slep in bed wiv us an put it on the cubbard so it watch us like other Kris he look more shoked now.

Wat we did this weeken'
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We went to Britetun. We had went on'na Wallzer an'na Goes Train, but we wurnt alloud on the Rollr Coester. And then we had chips and we sat on the beech, which is pirfict for shaggin because no sand gets up ur crac. Guv said the stones may if ur patient enuff and Gladys sulked cos he thowt Guv fansied Mick Jager.

We saw lots of old guys playin musik in teh evenin. Guv got a plum seet on kelemvor's nee. Gladys sulked as he wanted to plai to.

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Welcum to our new jurnal. becoz the hugemuns (aka MummyAndy and MummyFi and StepMum) wont let us plai on there jurnals anemoor, we thort we wud get our own.

Plz leave a comment to sai hi!

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